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HELLO DYSFUNCTION

84: Always Wipe The Pee Off

Happy Juneteenth/Father’s Day/Birthday! The ghost is picking on Dottie, Corona is alive and well, please rinse your damn dishes and everyone needs to wipe. Natalia is at it again, we have some really awesome listeners. No family towels and the ground is still lava. 

Enjoy xo 

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