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The Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible,” and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Latest Episodes:

  • Live From the Dead Carpet.
    Jackie becomes unglued while watching red carpet coverage, teaches you how to make a roast chicken and slaps an innocent samaritan at a local strip mall.... Read more
    Published on: 2021-03-02
  • Call Me Brenda.
    Jackie has awkward run in with new neighbor who thinks her name is Brenda, tries to summon Lucifer to haunt her future home and pays homage to Heather Gay, side... Read more
    Published on: 2021-02-23
  • Bitching in Hell
    Jackie is joined by Hannah Berner to discuss a myriad of things that will ultimately get them the presidential suite whilst burning in the depths of hell.... Read more
    Published on: 2021-02-16
    Jackie reminisces on her 6 year anniversary of the podcast and tells the fucked up slash dark "fairytale" of how it all began.   ... Read more
    Published on: 2021-02-09
  • Excusez Moi!
    Jackie talks about bringing Grandma Gloria to "Paris" and how she nearly died over steak frites, why Andrew and her almost divorced and what to do when you catch your... Read more
    Published on: 2021-02-02
  • "C*nts Are The New Bitches"
    Jackie chats with best friend Max about the evolution of the bitch, breaks down ZERO celebrity gossip (boring) and talks about her disdain for sports.  ... Read more
    Published on: 2021-01-26
  • Edible Derangement
    Jackie confesses to some morally and legally flexible activity, endures a pregnancy scare, gives her top AmaZon PiCks and why Alec and Hilaria need to send Armie a gift ASAP.... Read more
    Published on: 2021-01-19
  • Tan and Grainy
    Jackie discusses her alter ego "Jacquie", why Armie Hammer should get a job at Benihana and how to stat the new year on a shamanic diet.... Read more
    Published on: 2021-01-14