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The Bitch Bible

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The Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible,” and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Latest Episodes:

  • Teflon Tits
    Jackie recaps her Thanksgiving, her impending pop star career, why she is blacklisted from her local Trader Joe's and offers some words of optimism courtesy of Helen Keller.   Checkout exclusive... Read more
    Published on: 2020-12-01
  • GrATeFuL
    Jackie recaps her time at "rehab', shopping addiction, pretty girl privelege (barf), having sex with ghosts and why adult gift exchanges give her hives. Happy Thanksgiving!... Read more
    Published on: 2020-11-24
  • Gratitude Adjustment
    Jackie grapples with the customs of Thanksgiving, shares tips and tricks for holiday time psychological warfare and why pre-sliced cheese triggers her.... Read more
    Published on: 2020-11-17
  • Delusional, Dangerous and Dorky.
    Jackie talks about the election, her high school catfish experience, a brief Covid scare, why you should never call yourself a "bookworm" and how to handle a peeping Tom. Produced By... Read more
    Published on: 2020-11-10
  • Pillar of the Community
    Jackie pays homage to Sean Connery, talks home decor, braces herself for pregnancy and preaches a "pillar" lifestyle.  ... Read more
    Published on: 2020-11-03
    Jackie discusses her funeral arrangements, the fraudulence of manifesting. Emrata and why she can't wait to go to a Benihana.    Produced By Dear Media... Read more
    Published on: 2020-10-27
  • Bottom of the Barrel
    Jackie discusses her burgeoning music career, neighborly updates, why cranberries trigger her and why she won't be asked to wear matching outfits with Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.... Read more
    Published on: 2020-10-20
  • The Velcro Vagina
    Jackie accidentally super glues her vagina shut, recaps "Emily in Paris", criticizes Halloween decor and toxic positivity.... Read more
    Published on: 2020-10-13

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