The Bitch Bible



A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible,” and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.


Latest Episodes:

  • GO TO SLEEP!
    Jackie deep dives Bethenny Frankel's social media decisions, romanticizes throwing phones at people and gives some unpopular pregnancy updates.... Read more
    Published on: 2023-05-23
  • Nuclear Tom.
    Jackie psychoanalyzes the Vanderpump Rules finale, Taylor Swift and Matt Healy's relationship and pays homage to rough parenting skills.... Read more
    Published on: 2023-05-21
  • SILVER ALERT.
    Jackie is back from a home reno 5150 and ready to get cancelled! She recounts Grandma Gloria almost being abducted, her new problematic event planning... Read more
    Published on: 2023-05-16
  • "Oh Scary!"
    Jackie is dealing with pregnancy body shaming after a verbally abusive "masseuse" objectifies her. She also deals with her on again off again stalker, runs into... Read more
    Published on: 2023-05-02
  • Rising Phoenix
    Jackie survived therapy camp and proves to show little to no growth. She breaks down the psychology behind the Sofia Richie wedding hype, makes a... Read more
    Published on: 2023-04-25
  • Sirloin, Farewell.
    Jackie is away at therapy camp and decides to go out with a bang. She discovers ground beef under her breasts, has a pedicure emergency with... Read more
    Published on: 2023-04-18
  • Dalai Trauma
    Jackie is getting ready for her therapy retreat and for one final purge decides to cancel the Dalai Lama, make a case for consensual beastiality... Read more
    Published on: 2023-04-11
  • Artichokehold
    Jackie has a setback in her blissful pregnancy and considers leaving her marriage to be a single mother feasting on innocent souls and artichoke hearts.... Read more
    Published on: 2023-04-04

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